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splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty
Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam
by Flat for the food September 27, 2018
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I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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Banana Split

When a dick cums in between your boobs
by emynset July 19, 2019
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split image

Me and him are like a split image!
by Mashed November 17, 2019
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split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 28, 2019
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Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.
The graduation lines have already been splitted.
by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019
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Banana Split

When your hitting it from the back and your dick pops out and slides up between her ass-cheeks.
Girl: whyd you stop?
Her dad: i just made a banana split!
Girl: hurry and put it back in!
by itstherealme May 21, 2019
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