Smurfed

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011

Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face

I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed

by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.

Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly

by a fallen angle December 5, 2022

papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula

Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019

Smurf

A guy with blue balls

like, OMG Britney, I had sex with jimmy last night, and he was a smurf!

by TheNightSky December 18, 2018