white rod in little china

A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.

Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"

Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"

by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017

fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.

“Bro you good”
“Yeah bro I got a piss rod”

by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019

Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy

Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...

by fireblade401 July 3, 2020

Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)

Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod

by HotFish84 June 9, 2024

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024