One of the two main political parties of the USA, catering to alt-right policies and beliefs, In other words, retards
by Booty stealer August 8, 2022

by Jiffery July 5, 2021

An alias for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus. Named as such due to the optimal conditions for spread of the virus within Republican communities.
by King of the Friend Zone October 6, 2020

A Neoliberal Democrat who follows shitty policies about "free market capitalism" from Republicans why giving a middle finger to poor people.
Damn, it looks like we have a Republican Lite running for president! I'm voting third party because I refuse to be fear mongered by the lesser of two evils! At least she's smarter than the two of these idiots!
by anonymous July 16, 2025

Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.
by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.
A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
