New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

Poogum Patch

A patch similar to a pumpkin patch, but instead you place your poogums.

Wanna go to the poogum patch? I just harvested some more poogums I'm planning on going.

by anonymous June 14, 2021

Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard

Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch

by Im golf August 26, 2016

Patch

Patch is a person whose real name is Patrick. He is funny- sometimes- most of the time- how funny he is is debatable. I think he is funny-ish.

Patch is a nickname.

by A good man December 3, 2019

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020