burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch

“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.

by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

booby-patch

it's a bra fr

Rachel: wth is that floating in the water
Alex: lmfao that's someones booby-patch
Tryone: niceee 😏

by jussomeweeb September 20, 2020

Sour patch

To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after

I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days

by Nolackinn08 September 21, 2020

Bappy Patch

Fart enthusiast.

I had bad gas at the grocery store today. A man kept following me, taking deed whiffs. He must be a real Bappy Patch!

by Charlotte Footlove September 29, 2020

patch bomb

a woman's Pubic Hair that grows natural, but is much larger than the ordinary patch. Basically, it looks like a patch bomb went off on her crotch.

That chick had a patch bomb

by shadow October 8, 2003

Bro Patch

Ladies commonly tattoo the lower part of their back and men call it the "tramp stamp". It is rare but in some men they bare the mark of the "Bro Patch" tattoo on the lower part of their back. These men normally carry a fanny pack and almost never take off their shirts.

Hey man, is that a "Bro Patch" I see peeking out of from underneath your shirt?

by GES? July 17, 2022