Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
Get the situational fartingmug. Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!
by The fart sultan October 2, 2014
Get the Jungle Fartsmug. A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
Get the fart seguemug. A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
Get the fart-icemug. Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
Get the Mom Fartsmug. I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by Brjtlc April 28, 2010
Get the warning fartmug. The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011
Get the Fart Carmug.