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Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.
-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...
by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019
mugGet the Tops means flopsmug.

fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.
Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.
by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014
mugGet the fucking flip flopsmug.

Flip flop tan

A type of tan line that represents that the person would like to go on a date with a man named Jake.
Look, that person has a flip flop tan, they must want to date Jake!
by heytripple9 February 19, 2017
mugGet the Flip flop tanmug.

Flop House

A home that was horribly flipped by a newbie millennial, who paid big bucks to listen to a lecture from Joe Shmo, or watched a house-flipping show on TV.
Jennifer just bought a real flop house.
by anonymous March 26, 2021
mugGet the Flop Housemug.

Flip Flop Guy

A codename for a very cute guy named Matt.
Look, Brandy! It's flip flop guy! How does my hair look?
by California Mountain Snake October 4, 2004
mugGet the Flip Flop Guymug.

vaccine flop-sweat

One of the many unpleasant COVID vaccine side-effects, which are often highly amplified after the requisite second dose.
So I hear you got the COVID vaccine, you lucky fucker.
Yeah, I did.
I bet you feel like superman now!
Maybe a little; I'm still recovering from the vaccine flop-sweat, night chills, headache, myalgia, arthralgia and diarrhea.
by YAWA January 23, 2021
mugGet the vaccine flop-sweatmug.

fuck you flip-flops

1) wearing an article of clothing incongruent with one's social status. 2) wearing an article of clothing inappropriate to one's environment, esp. informal attire in a formal environment.
1) a CEO wearing flip-flops. 2) wearing pajamas to court.

“Sorry, but my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag.” (The Social Network.)
by nonvoxpop October 26, 2010
mugGet the fuck you flip-flopsmug.

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