Von Douche

1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.

2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.

3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.

1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"

2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"

3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"

by The Sneak September 15, 2004

Muscle-Douche

A male who's favorite quality about himself is his muscular definition. He likes to think all on-lookers are impressed (and envious) of his muscles, but really all non-Muscle-Douches laugh at the Muscle-Douche's self-opinion. A Muscle-Douche tends to: work out frequently with the sole purpose of enhancing his appearance, talk about working out, always flex a little when body is exposed, and lower his voice a tad bit until it becomes a natural habit. Researchers say 70% of Muscle-Douches are insecure about the size of their penis

Leonard: "Why does Chad always flex in the showers?"

Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"

by youngdubbyrox June 9, 2011

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

Iceberg Douche

Only 10% of doucheness can be seen but you know there is 90% more beneath the surface.

That guy was cool but turned out to be a real iceberg douche once you get to know him.

by vingratis March 18, 2009

Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

Donald Douche

A good word to use when you want to talk about trump but you don’t want to say his last name

Also a good word to describe him

Let’s talk about Donald Douche

by Swag-o-Cato March 15, 2018

douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009