bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

Beat Cakes

To Have sexual relations with.

Sorry I couldn't answer the phone... I was beatin' cakes.

by Shando January 27, 2004

cake-hole

Noun. Mouth, i.e. the orifice one ought to be using for eating cake rather than talking shit. From the British slang cakehold, a vulgarity in the 50s or 60s. Now recognized as a very juvenile colloquialism. See also pie-hole.

Shut your cake-hole, or I will shut it for you!

by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

float cake

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

by tneveca August 25, 2009

making cake

A term for having sex

You guys were making cakes last night, because I licked the icing off the sofa.

by Leruho Kdfcoi November 20, 2006

hoe cakes

A simple variation of corn bread, similar to corn pone and ashcakes. Made of corn meal, water and salt, and originally cooked on the flat of a hoe over an open fire, hence the name.

by Allnupe August 4, 2003