Your Mother

me

Zelda, aka me, is your mother.

by beepbeepzelda July 27, 2022

Mother of Joey’d

When you and the girls just got too turnt at the club, too much hot tub and rosé. When Saturday was LIT, completely son of Merlinda’d but now Sunday is here and you’re feeling terrible

Alyssa: last night I got completely son of Merlinda’d.

Maegan: me too, completely mother of Joey’d. I need a tums and some Tylenol

by Sdmarie May 2, 2021

Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.

My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.

by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018

arrogant mother

The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.

Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?

by Bertie Dird December 9, 2018

Mother Sophie

Mother Sophie is the best name anyone could have. Mother Sophies are rare but if you come across one... you are lucky! All Mother Sophies are caring and friendly and love reading books... lots of books. Mother Sophies are usually happy, but can get heated when it comes to defending her friends or loyal subjects. It is said that Mother Sophie is so cool, some day the Kardashians will fall to her godly powers.

Muireann :Is that Mother Sophie?
Ruva:Yeah,she’s so nice

Lola:She’s my friend

Muireann:Woah so cool
Kanyinsola:I know right.

by Waffa/Raphoños May 12, 2021

Mother Fusser

When someone is fussing about your mother they are a mother fusser.

Dude 1: your mums fucking ugly...
Dude 2: Hey! stop fussing about my mother you mother fusser!!!!

by GG muddah fusser August 18, 2021

Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

by Wanglechild December 13, 2020