Ten shpots

Plural noun.

Singular use; "ten shpot."

Irish slang originating from the TV show "Hardy Bucks".

It means bags of hash or sometimes weed, costing only 10 euro per bag. First used by Francis "The Viper" Higgins.
Dealer: "Ten shpots there lads, first come first served."

Buyer: "Ah here man I've only 9 quid to me name like, how about some mates rates?"

Dealer: "Feck off and stop wasting me time lad."

Buyer: "Fine, the shligo boys' hash is better anyway ya tire-faced freak."
by Chode McGuffin September 29, 2023
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What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.
Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!
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when some takes your research paper and crinkles it up right before you have to turn it in
why did you do that now my papers ten different types of crinkally and im goin to get an F bitch
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Another way of saying "I will kill you."
Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol
by kkolokotronis July 16, 2024
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ten second person

A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 23, 2023
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ten second person

Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
by hypnomatic November 24, 2023
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