(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.
2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.
2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.
1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.
2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.
2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.
by Izhmo Goetz March 17, 2004
Get the Talking lampmug. verb (sexually explicit)' to effectively run snobby people out of your dwelling by talking about sexual encounters with ducks.. Particularly useful in ducked situations...'
jizzel.. 'so chris... do you have gloves and a mask? i would love to have some duck talk in the park?
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'
"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'
"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"
by skeiggerdue September 1, 2014
Get the duck talkmug. by kiwibo November 3, 2019
Get the talk trashmug. "Leet Talk" AKA "1337 Talk".
Word(s) to type faster which can be used by numbers, characters, other symbols, or shortened words. Created to get
past word censors, or for faster chatting.
Word(s) to type faster which can be used by numbers, characters, other symbols, or shortened words. Created to get
past word censors, or for faster chatting.
Usual Characters Used Most Popular For Leet Talk:
A- 4/@
B- l3/8
C- (/©/¢
D- |)/1)
E- 3
F- ƒ
G- 6/9
H- }-{
L- 1/!
J-
K- |<
L- 1/!
M- /V\
N- /\/
O- 0/()
P- -
Q- -
R- ®
S- 5/$/§
T- +/7
U- |_|
V- \/
W- VV/ \/\/
X- ><
Y- ¥
Z- 2
A- 4/@
B- l3/8
C- (/©/¢
D- |)/1)
E- 3
F- ƒ
G- 6/9
H- }-{
L- 1/!
J-
K- |<
L- 1/!
M- /V\
N- /\/
O- 0/()
P- -
Q- -
R- ®
S- 5/$/§
T- +/7
U- |_|
V- \/
W- VV/ \/\/
X- ><
Y- ¥
Z- 2
by Pat Stanisz January 14, 2008
Get the Leet Talkmug. The knew cockney rhyming slang for to wank. Also the number that you call when you get hooked on crack.
by ThePrimeMinister March 21, 2007
Get the Talk to Frankmug. by Saints March 6, 2005
Get the Talk to the handmug. The exchange of details (usually secretes) between two trusted homies, these details in which never reach the knowledge of other people.
Homie 1: "let me tell u some shit? real nigga talk?"
Homie 2: "yeah dawg"
Homie 1: "i fingered my dog"
Homie 2: "yeah dawg"
Homie 1: "i fingered my dog"
by iJamesPHP December 11, 2016
Get the Nigga Talkmug.