Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 8, 2021

Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022

tables_son

a very good gorilla tag player. better then his dad itself.

“Oh no its tables_son he is to good we gotta leave”

by TablesSon March 1, 2022

table pancreas

To metaphorically buttfuck someone/something.

"Aww man, I can't believe I had table pancreas happen to me again. :c"

by Kermode the Lemon March 10, 2022

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022

Tablet kid

someone from the years of 2002 onward who was obsessed with a tablet as a kid and religiously watched YouTube and played games.

You're still a tablet kid in my eyes

by LightLocks second account April 18, 2022