scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Shuffling pancakes

The sound a fat person makes when they fart.

My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?"

by W Keller September 8, 2006

White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.

She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle

by Francis B November 20, 2007

Skeletor Shuffle

The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.

What the fuck, dude?

What?

When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.

by Scott A. January 2, 2009

shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

Harlem city shuffle

when a woman pegs a man and punches a hole through a dry wall, on the other side all of his best friends are naked playing basketball and they watch the man getting pegged though the dry wall.

How was your weekend ?" it was good, I had all the boys round and we did the Harlem city shuffle with my wife."

by commiecumbucket September 10, 2022

Nantucket Shuffle

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.

After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.

by C-Dogg The Great December 15, 2008