The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
by David Erwin September 12, 2011
When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
"I have step dad issues with the media"
by gigglypuffash July 17, 2015
Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.
"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
by Woman of the year March 03, 2014
by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018
by lowth69 May 26, 2008