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Conservative Two-Step

When a conservative runs to his and/or her safe space to complain about triggered snowflakes.
Ann Coulter used the good ol' conservative two-step at politicon 2018.
by John Sinlinglat October 19, 2018
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three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".
by David Erwin September 12, 2011
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step dad issues

when you hate something as much as you would hate your step dad
"I have step dad issues with the media"
by gigglypuffash August 8, 2015
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psuedo step mom

A woman who is smart enough not to get married again, but still takes her partners children under her wing and treats them like her own, giving support both financially and emotionally. She cooks dinners, does laundry, cleans and even car pools. She typically gets no respect from the children until they are adults, but because of her love for her partner, she sees the importance of stepping up, even though she is not a step mom.
"Is that woman who does so much for you your step mom?"
"No, she's not married to my dad. She is my psuedo step mom."
by Woman of the year March 12, 2014
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Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
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Reverse step kids

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
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two step shuffle

sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner.
i was very drunk and gave her the two step shuffle
by lowth69 May 26, 2008
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