Portland Steamer

whilst someone is taking a hot shower, another individual uses the toilet in the same bathroom and drops a deuce. The shower's steam makes the stink all encompassing, usually trapping the showering individual as they don't wish to expose themselves to the person on the toilet.

I couldn't answer the phone as the Portland Steamer prolonged my shower a bit.

by wastedseaman July 17, 2010

Baltimore Steamer

Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.

That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.

by J. Windsock July 11, 2011

steam

A program that let people organize every half-life related game. which takes a million years to load. steam also comes with an anti cheat system called VAC, which also sucks.

Thank you for Choosing SteamING PILE OF SHIT

by Steam Hater March 29, 2005

cleveland steamroll

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

by boratbangsyomomma September 9, 2006

Steamy Eric

Named after the unfortunate guy who was the first know recipient of said act.
While giving anal sex your partner, knowingly or unknowingly expels fecal matter at a high volume and rate of velocity, covering your entire lower torso.
This is the act or receiving. To give is called giving a "Hot Chella".

My God, That drunk skank gave me a "Steamy Eric" while I was slammin' her ass. She just got up, grabbed her clothes and left. She didn't even offer to help clean up. Taco Bell and K-Y do not mix.

by Fred Christensen December 28, 2005

steamed broccoli

weed!

it smells like steamed broccoli outside

by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017

Rusty Steamwhistle

A girl with diarrhea that's getting fucked in the ass then has a massive explosion that escapes under pressure around your dick.

Dude I was poundin your mom's ass when she let out a rusty steamwhistle and shouted "Quittin' Time Son!"

by Rusty Posse December 29, 2010