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menstrual steak

A large portion of meat (usually beef) consumed by a female immediately before or during her menstrual period.

This is a particularly noteworthy phenomenon in women who usually do not consume much meat or in vegetarians who clandestinely indulge in monthly hormone induced carnivorous cravings.
A: *gasp* 'I thought Mandy was a vegetarian!'
B: 'She's on her rags. Give her a break!'
A: 'Ohhhhh... She's having a menstrual steak. My bad. I guess I won't mention it next time I bump into her and her vegan hipster boyfriend.'
by Mistertaz August 23, 2016
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Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!
Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!
by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019
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Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it
I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes
by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023
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Philly Cheese Steak

When you ejaculate in your partner’s ass and pull out your penis covered in a mixture of feces and semen.
I’m never doing anal without a condom again!
I nutted in this chicks ass and my dock looked like a Philly Cheese Steak when I pulled out!
by UncleMikeOnWheels January 27, 2021
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Cheese steak hoagie

The action of shitting between girls tits and enjoying itt and then pissing on it :) just sayin'
Elijah began a cheese steak hoagie on Bella's chest cavity
by Titalicious jr senior February 18, 2011
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Booty Steak

A juicy and/or tender booty. Typically a significant size, but can be used to describe any size of booty.
"DAMNN shawty got that medium rare booty steak"
by LordJmoney January 13, 2023
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