skunk

To beat someone at cribbage by at least 20 points. If you double-skunk someone, it is by at least forty points.

Are you sure you've played cribbage before? I just skunked you.

by Tori G. June 30, 2006

Skunk

To pull the hair on the back of the neck up in hopes to cause pain.

1. Watch this, I'm going to skunk that asshole.

2. AHH, MOTHER FUCKER JUST SKUNKED ME!

by suckitu February 3, 2010

skunk

Super skank. Skankiest of skanks. Queen skank.

All those girls were skanks, but Moishsa was a real skunk.

"Moisha, you're a skunk." "FUCK YOU TYRELL!"

by Brian08 January 11, 2009

skunkape

durrr rrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr

Scott: Skunkape!
Crusty: Durrrr.

by Abe July 27, 2004

time skunk

A person who wastes your time

Have you seen a time skunk lately?

by Sexydimma October 8, 2020

Skunk Ape

They have been known to wander desperately in need for affection from swamp rats. Due to the season when mating calls, Skunk Apes tend to follow their gut instincts by releasing the powerful odor to attract females. If you are seen when the Skunk Ape is releasing it's odors it might mistaken you for a mate. To defend yourself, you must place acorns in your nostrils to distract the beast, lay down in the fetal position, and think of Disney World. The Skunk Ape will proceed without showing interest to your mental breakdown.
P.S. - Skunk Apes are dangerous.

This article about the Skunk Ape written by yours truly,
Dr. Cunt Hair III

by erkawot March 22, 2009

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015