Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.

Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*

by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024

Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.

"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident

by AOA Association March 26, 2025

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025

South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."

Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."

by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

Doom squirting

The female version of gooning

I’ve been doom squirting all night alone ugh

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025

Doom squirting

It’s gooning but female version

Omg I doom squirting all night !!!

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025