Squirt

A rat and squirrel mix

I saw a squirt on the tree

by None Harlem February 13, 2023

Ketchup squirt

When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out

a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts

by Moomikester February 14, 2023

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025

E-Squirt

Slang for someone's name, a nickname of sorts. Can be altered to fit the first letter of a persons name, such as K-Squirt or A-Squirt.

Yo what's up E-Squirt !!

by starchild13 November 19, 2025

Go Squirt Someone Else's Carpet!

What you tell a complaining Karen acting like a chihuahua peeing angrily in front of you.

"You got what you paid for, go squirt someone else's carpet!" as said by the comedian Fromunda.

by Left Wing Fascist January 7, 2026

Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.

"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident

by AOA Association March 26, 2025

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025