spranger 

a person who steals, especially so that they can support their drug habit (buy drugs). If using the word sprang to mean steal NB it is not used in the past eg. Sprang can be either steal/stole

Somebody sprang (stole) my expensive shirt from the line today.

The man next door is a spranger.

spranger by Danielle Morris August 22, 2006

springbok 

Shot of half Peppermint liquor and half Amarula

Give us two springboks bru

springbok by Ms-Minx July 25, 2006

Springfield Missouri 

A tiny city that is simply the worst.

Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.

It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists

2. You will be mugged

3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy

Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.

Friend 1: “How was your trip to Springfield Missouri this weekend?”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”

Springfield Missouri by BitchyBee September 29, 2020

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. 

A for-profit youth rehabilitation program in Poland Springs, Maine that is designed to force its own wards to actively promote its own continuation and at the same time work, guard, and punish one another.

It uses a brutally intense work structure as well as food and sleep deprivation to keep its residents in a constant state of exhaustion, fear, and humiliation of which the latter has actually been documented by Elan as a "therapeutic tool".

The program only exist due to a complete monopoly held on the child's communication to the outside world and the complete inability of the Maine Department of Education to make visits to any institution, categorized as a school, without a 24-hour notice to said institution.

Damn, I remember when I was in Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. I was forced to scream and degrade other children for 18 hours a day until it seemed so normal that I was convincing the newer residents to do it. I would even turn them in if they said anything that hinted at the fact that they wouldn't or that it didn't make sense. What the hell was I thinking?

Elan School-Poland Springs, Me. by ELAN GRADUATE January 25, 2011

Springer Spaniel 

a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.

Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!

Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."

Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."

Salesman: "Oh...."

Springer Spaniel by Springerz May 19, 2009

Springfield,MA

A city climbing the charts on the most dangerous list. Some parts are ghetto, others pretty nice. Everyone who lives here is pretty loyal to their city and has a lot of pride no matter what. The local government is constantly screwing up, the school system is always getting worse, and the debt grows larger every year.

Springfield,MA is the heart of the 413!

Springfield,MA by Danielle413 May 1, 2006

springtime hockey fan

a guy or girl who doesn't give a rat's ass about hockey from october to march, but all of a sudden cares about who is in the playoffs once they start. and actually have the nerve to try and contribute to hockey conversations. much similar to posers. nothing pisses off a hockey fan more than someone who "doesnt like hockey" one minute, and sucking hockey's dick once a bluebird flies by the window.

January 7th:
hockey fan: "man did you see the Rangers beat the Flyers last night?"

springtime hockey fan: "no, i dont really watch hockey"

April 9th:
hockey fan:"man i hope the Rangers get a high seeding"

springtime hockey fan "I KNOW RIGHT"

June 10th:
regular fan: "eh, the Rangers are out, but i hope the Penguins win it all"

springtime hockey fan: "no WAY, the Avalanche are SO good"

springtime hockey fan by Hantuj June 11, 2007