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Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.
"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011
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EA Sports

pay $20 to buy the Title Pack, with a chance to pull the rest of this intro.
Pay $100 for a guaranteed chance at this sentence to finish the EA Sports intro!!!
by 999_WRLD April 7, 2020
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sports glad

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?
by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010
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pa sports

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by PainBaba December 29, 2016
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True Sport

this is a new sport when someone challenges you foolishly thinking they better than you. then you get a job at their job but a better job, you move next door to them and where ever else they move to, you get your wife better stuff than he get his wife, you have better looking children, you have a better looking wife, you get your children better stuff than their children, and his wife and children always jealous and he won't ever admit this to his wife or that you are better, he keeps trying to compete all their life. your wives end up being best friends, and children too but you don't ever let your children date them. you keep this up forever just because he made that notion in any field he's better than you. and you don't ever lose, you don't ever stop working harder to be way better more and more. why is this a guy sport because husband take care of their wives and children. thats why. and you do everything he do better, be better at work, be better at his video games, be better at rapping and dancing, whatever he do and make sure you do stuff he can't ever do. invite them over to dinner and, breakfast and lunch at different variables to show you a way better cook, and get better take out food too. every part of your life, better car. more cars. better video game console and video games too. more stuff on those video games. the works. the whole nine yards, the whole shabang. all that and a bag of chips.
poor sportsmanship called for this game called True Sport.
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sports report

A sports article, blog or discussion covering topical issues.
The news gave a brief sports report tonight. Now I'm up to date!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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