slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.

Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes

by Yo_itz_Dimplez_ August 23, 2020

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.

That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.

by Slowslow44 November 4, 2020

slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008

Slow

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills

Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.

by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021