Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
by poouaisle April 2, 2020
Get the Sleeping Whalesmug. Hey Chris, there's a hot chick from the club I am going to bang. Do you want to play sleeping brother?
by Cop1 April 9, 2020
Get the Sleeping Brothermug. Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
Get the Sleep of Justicemug. Marijuana is nature's natural sleeping aid. Commonly used to alleviate symptoms associated with restlessness. If still unable to fall asleep, smoke another bowl. Smoke as many bowls as needed, up to the point of passing out. Consult with your street doctor and/or dispensary to obtain refills.
by mgibson746 October 8, 2014
Get the Sleeping Bowlmug. Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
Get the Sleeping Baggingmug. A state of which humans, usually of male gender, have a vivid dream about sex and they "sleep cream" or nut in their sleep.
by Night16 November 2, 2018
Get the sleep creammug. state of unconsciousness that occurs after coming down from a very good high, where the sufferer may sleep for an upwards of 10 to 16 hours. Takes a fuck ton to wake a super sleeper up.
riiiing......
Bobby: hello?
Tim: You called me earlier?
Bobby: yea at 9... its 6 now broseph
Tim: word breh, just got off my super sleep broski. it was great.
Bobby: Damn brohan, wtf was dat shit? lemme get a g cuz cuz
Bobby: hello?
Tim: You called me earlier?
Bobby: yea at 9... its 6 now broseph
Tim: word breh, just got off my super sleep broski. it was great.
Bobby: Damn brohan, wtf was dat shit? lemme get a g cuz cuz
by Da_prune March 4, 2009
Get the super sleepmug.