scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

Shrimp Eye

Shrimp Eye

The line of string that comes out of your eye. Especially when wearing makeup.

It looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.

i know it isn't perverted like most things on here.

Oh, girl you have Shrimp Eye going on! You need a tissue for that?

by QueenieD March 17, 2013

dip the shrimp

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals

Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!

by Teenytuna May 7, 2018

bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

by helleagh October 7, 2017

Lil Shrimp

name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk

She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp

by notexertine October 31, 2023

Shrimp Hotdog

A term for saying someone has some serious Little Dick Energy for a variety of characteristics including obvious attempts to compensate for having a Micro.

"Did you see that guy's truck? It was a Ram 3500 with a 12" lift."
"Yeah, dude is a real shrimp hotdog."

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows August 19, 2022

Shrimping

Verb
When a digital artist sits down and arches their back over their tablet, resembling an overcooked shrimp. Known to cause back issues. Remind your artist friends the importance of good posture.

Jerry has been shrimping all day trying to finish up his commission queue.

by DracoWhale January 8, 2025