Three pounds of shrimp

When a girl has a large ass.

Damn that girl has three pounds of shrimp in her freezer!!!

by Error219 March 4, 2023

Shrimp

A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!

Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!

Example:

Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!

Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!

Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)

by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Shrimp

Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.

What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.

Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.

by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 6, 2024

shrimp cocktail

A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!

by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018