Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

snapping a coil

laying a big dump, like a big giant dog turd that coils up.

Where's Joe? He's in the bathroom snapping a coil.

by squirto123 October 30, 2011

snapping one out

To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.

Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia

OR

Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.

by 69soldier February 26, 2017

Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.

"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

by Kokipod June 7, 2014

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

shoppingcart

A sex position When you jump into a push powered basket at full speed plunging the cart forward to the point the trajectory forces you forward and stick your penis in the anus through the cart

Can I give you a shoppingcart?

by #ryancreamerisbae August 6, 2019