Shank

This is a combination of the words shit and wank. As suggested it is when a person has a wank and as they are about to cum they have a shit, this can give a mega orgasm!!!

Jimmy wanted more thank a simple wank so he had a shank and fuck me what a good shank it was.

by johnzaqxsw June 5, 2007

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009

shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks

Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping

by diugh April 21, 2016

shank fee

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.

That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.

by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014

Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.

Here comes the Stank Shank!

by Locksmagic March 15, 2023