Prone scone

A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.

I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.

by Nice2beinvited June 17, 2023

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023

ROFL Stoned

Def 1 Slang Adjective The point of being so high the things you wouldn't find funny have you rolling on the floor laughing .
Def 2 Slang adjective The point of being so high that you laugh for no reason other than the fact your stoned.

Def 1 Last night I was ROFL Stoned.
Def 2 Are you ROFL Stoned right now?

by ogkurama February 2, 2025

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.

She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.

by Shaoli June 12, 2016

you just got STONED

when you and your best friend are playing among us and are kinda obsessed with the kids show miraculous with jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make your name jagged stone and every time you win a game you tell the chat this

me- YOU JUST GOT STONED
everyone else- TEAMING

by anonymous_konyay_lover April 18, 2021

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022