Sausage Scale

The sausage scale is the scale you must look at when defining if an event is a sausage even.

A sausage event occurs when the

male population > female population

If the male population represents:

=50%: Supper
>50-59%: Sausage snack
>60-69%: Sausage cocktail
>70-79%: Sausage fest aka SF
>80-89%: Sausage buffet
>90-99%: Sausage banquet
=100%: All you can eat sausage

The same scale applies to woman, but the word donut is used. (merci sam)
GUY #1: Dude, should I got to this event?
GUY #2: I don't know, how many guys and girls are going?
GUY #1: 22 guys, 3 girls.
GUY #2: Where does that put the event on the sausage scale?
NERD: Thats a 81% male population.
GUY #2: Dude, that's a total sausage buffet. Don't go.
by LOLUMAD999 March 29, 2010
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steamy sausage

When you lick your friends asshole out take a steamy shit on the ground then push it in their ass hole followed by the sausage aka their dick
Wow Wyatt just gave Brae a steamy sausage
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Pearl Sausage

The act of a man ejaculating into a female's (or male's) mouth and having her/him spit the ejaculation onto the tip of the man's penis, thus creating the illusion of a pearl on a sausage.
"Man, Veronica gave me a nice one the other night and finished me off with a nice pearl sausage."

"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."

"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"
by sinspirations October 04, 2011
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creamy sausage

A dish that consists of cock, balls and jizzm reserved exclusively for those that don't understand what creamy sausage is and that it is on the menu for the evening.
Honey, are you hungry? Why yes. Would like some creamy sausage
by Lingopronva November 11, 2014
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sausage fight

A phrase that means two men are having sex.
Did you see how Eric and Peter were acting? They totally sausage fight.
by katie suxs February 23, 2017
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sausage chic

What could normally be considered fashionable clothes that do not actually fit. Usually 2-4 sizes too small. The result of deluding oneself that you can still fit into the clothes that you bought 5-10 years ago.
The intern says that her clothes don't fit because she recently gained 20 pounds. I think it's a case of sausage chic.
by isitinyourcube October 11, 2009
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