Rusty Venture

A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.

Young Jack's unquenchable libido earned him a Rusty Venture mere days after he ran out of lotion.

by fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu November 25, 2010

Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.

The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

by Ben Bean November 20, 2007

rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

Rusty Wagon

When a man vigorously swaps between a woman's anus and vagina whIle she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle.

1. "When you mix red and brown you get a rusty wagan."
2. "I heard she enjoys a good rusty wagon during her time of the month. "

by katiebobatie August 10, 2014

Rusty Venture

Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.

I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.

by NovaReason November 26, 2010

rusty bullet hole

what you say in Garrys mod to get an achievement

Me: 'rusty bullet hole' (say the secret phrase unlocked)

by Natarama January 16, 2011

Rusty Knuckle

The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.

After Tom passed out at the party, John decided to wake him up with a rusty knuckle.

by sancho48879 February 17, 2008