rusty putter

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick

where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"

by brunoglopogos December 10, 2010

Rusty Wagon

When a man vigorously swaps between a woman's anus and vagina whIle she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle.

1. "When you mix red and brown you get a rusty wagan."
2. "I heard she enjoys a good rusty wagon during her time of the month. "

by katiebobatie August 10, 2014

Rusty Venture

Named after a sex maneuver in the TV show The Venture Bros., a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so many times in a day that your penis becomes all red and sore.

I got a Rusty Venture after that all night midget porn marathon.

by NovaReason November 26, 2010

rusty bullet hole

what you say in Garrys mod to get an achievement

Me: 'rusty bullet hole' (say the secret phrase unlocked)

by Natarama January 16, 2011

Rusty Knuckle

The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.

After Tom passed out at the party, John decided to wake him up with a rusty knuckle.

by sancho48879 February 17, 2008

Rusty Trombone

a trombone that was left in the rain

my trombone got rusty because it was left in the rain and rust formed all over the shaft and mouthpiece, thus it was a rusty trombone...indeed.

by John Ritter April 19, 2006

rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.

Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.

by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009