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Rule 235
The act of mentioning any potential fanfic's plot, whether sexual or not, will cause that fanfic to come into being in a publicly accessible location.
Robert: God, can you imagine a story where Jean-Luc Picard and Twilight Sparkle went on an adventure together?
Jean: Stop! Don't invoke Rule 235-- damn it, that story's on fimfiction.net now. "Discord's Prime Directive."
Robert: I'm so sorry.
Jean: Stop! Don't invoke Rule 235-- damn it, that story's on fimfiction.net now. "Discord's Prime Directive."
Robert: I'm so sorry.
Rule 235 by Chatterbox O'Toole October 11, 2012
Rule number one
"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda
Rule number one by Megstalean July 23, 2016
Rule 206
Rule 206 is a rule that means absolutely nothing but you have to act like it’s crazy if you know of it. BUT, you can’t tell anyone this rule they have to find out themselves. You can also use this to your advantage to clown people into or out of doing something(example in sentence below. Knowing this makes you based.
Rule 206 by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020
Rule 708
Rule 708 states to never go back to an ex-partner. They’re an ex for a reason, no apology or “life-changing” event will change that fact that you both hated each other for some time after you split. That hatred will always be there and you’ll both hold the breakup against each other even if you don’t realize it. The relationship the second time around isn’t love, it’s lust.