Rice Valve

A part on a car, whether good or bad, that chances performance or sound from factory standards. Also any part in need of repair or replacement that makes the car sound bad or look stupid. Examples include a squeaking engine belt, aftermarket exhaust, super or turbo chargers, or any malfunctioning part of a car, like a noisy engine that is worn out.

Also, any time a Honda or other foreign car that somebody revs really hard or tries to floor it, making the car sound loud as hell. After hearing this one would comment on the Rice Valves in the car, even though they don't exist.

Abbreviated as Rvalves.

Dude, did you hear the exhaust on that car? Must have some monster Rice Valves in it!

I floored my car yesterday, I thought the Rive Valves were gonna explode!

Person 1: Man, my A/C belt is squeaking.
Person 2: Sounds like you need to get your Rice Valves replaced.

by Tiger Trainer November 13, 2009

rice stain

asian person.
normally short

hey look over there

at what

that damn rice stain she keeps giving me the eye

by sacannah January 29, 2008

rice party

An orgy consisting of entirely Asian participants.

the Chinese exchange students all took Molly on accident, and before you know it, they were having a rice party in the tool shed

by Drakespeare March 3, 2016

rice dipper

Non Asians (usually white males) who exclusively date or have sexual relations with Asian women.

Frank only dates Asian women, he's a serious "rice dipper".

by Penisrinkle March 26, 2016

Rice wife

Bad bitch

She broke up with him because she didn’t like his new car. She’s such a rice wife.

by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018

Lil rice

lil rice, often know as Evelyna. Grandaughter of original rice, Carolyn. Daughter of Sandy. Sister of an older brother and a middle elf, know as dobby. He hides in bushes behind snapchat. She likes sing, because. She can block any noise from the middle elf. She dances to kick butt from older brother. Her father, professor at university. MIT.

hi lil rice
hi
bye
bye

by pun.queen January 9, 2019

jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂

jerk rice is not Jamaican.

by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018