by Big Mexican Daddy December 10, 2019
Get the Rice cakesmug. Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."
"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."
"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
Get the minute ricemug. A way of referring to the simplicity of a task or action.
It uses the analogy of fish on rice, which in itself is quite a simple way of explaining sushi.
Originated from the Hot One's episode featuring Joji (our god); on his favorite types of sushi.
It uses the analogy of fish on rice, which in itself is quite a simple way of explaining sushi.
Originated from the Hot One's episode featuring Joji (our god); on his favorite types of sushi.
by TheScratchinCO April 4, 2022
Get the Fish on Ricemug. by Ricecak April 26, 2021
Get the Rice cakmug. Noun;
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
When you get an Asian lady to jerk you off with chopsticks and while you're cumming she throws rice in you're face.
by EnglishFacts November 20, 2017
Get the Rice lagermug. by brushnz November 30, 2017
Get the Rice Princessmug. by Hushsmush June 9, 2018
Get the Smirnoff Ricemug.