Goofy Retardation

The process by which someone that does actually posess some common sense, will look for the most ludracrous way to circumvent a problem/issue with a twisted sense of logic.

Goofy Retardation Example: Using gasoline to unclog a clogged drain, instead of a product like Draino, since its a harsh chemical, it must be good the the pipes. Another Example: Mayonnaise used as a protectant on a rod iron fence instead of car wax of some other protectant designed for said purpose.

by ExperiencedIdiotChaser December 17, 2011

retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards

Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!

by tardefinition April 10, 2015

retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.

dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?

by xbopuxr May 20, 2010

Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

sleet retard

used to define someone who is a sleet retard

it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning

Me: sleet retard
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by drekdeeznuts May 18, 2023

Morally Retarded

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.

M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016