QUEEF

joe freeth, it is when you are a complete and utter drunken/high wreck and cannot stand, also a fanny fart.

mate i fucking queefed it last night

oop's i queefed!

by queefter July 06, 2009

football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 26, 2009

thunder queef

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

by Bochickawowowow October 29, 2007

Queef Beer

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

by Bottlecops May 28, 2010

queef

a deuce mixed with a fart out of the penice hole it is very painful and the after math is an amputation of the penis u get the picture

Oh my god I queefed mene penis is burning

by Bob Marley January 19, 2004

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 02, 2009

Ass Queef

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.

Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!

by Tits McGee *bitch* September 01, 2006