thunder queef

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

by Bochickawowowow November 16, 2007

Queef Beer

Beer that is all foam with basically no alcohol in it.

Dude I have had like 6 of these and I feel fine.
Dude same here, whats with these queef beers!?

by Bottlecops May 28, 2010

football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

QUEEF

joe freeth, it is when you are a complete and utter drunken/high wreck and cannot stand, also a fanny fart.

mate i fucking queefed it last night

oop's i queefed!

by queefter July 6, 2009

queef

a deuce mixed with a fart out of the penice hole it is very painful and the after math is an amputation of the penis u get the picture

Oh my god I queefed mene penis is burning

by Bob Marley January 18, 2004

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

Ass Queef

Pretty much, just another word for a fart. If you want to be more immature about it, just use the word Ass queef.

Fu*king A! Why did you have to fuggin release your ass queef right in my face! Fu*k!

by Tits McGee *bitch* August 31, 2006