The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
Get the Triangle Potato mug.At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
Get the Runner's Potato mug.A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods
B: Is she asleep? Or dead?
A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
B: Is she asleep? Or dead?
A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
by Potato1 December 28, 2013
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Get the Poisonous Potato mug.An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
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Get the potato brain mug.I had my hands full bringing in the groceries but my husband wanted a hug so I gave him a potato hug instead.
by Soupislove November 10, 2019
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