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poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser
Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro
by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019
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Poser

Someone who thinks they're making a major statement or changing the world every time they do something an asshole would do, like it's their first time being that way and they have to do/outdo more to prove they are an asshole to other assholes than everybody else.
The poser thought everything he/she said that an asshole would say needed to end up as a quote online somewhere, otherwise people would remember what he/she was like growing up.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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poser

a person who tends to act like someone that their really not
daniel dickenson (a city kid) tries to act like a redneck so hes a poser.
by iamredneck November 20, 2011
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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.
A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...
by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022
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poser

Everyone who's taken a photograph of themselves is a poser.
by justmy2cents March 7, 2011
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