Poser

That annoying bastard who works for a magazine and gets all the women.
Mindy- Awhh god that guy is like sooo sexeey
Rob- No... Hes a poser
by Suidas August 16, 2014
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an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though
celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
by lovelyhatz May 18, 2023
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A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.
by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023
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olivia is a fucking poserrrrrrrrrrrr
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Someone who pretend to be or to know something, (especially in music or sports), just to seem cool or to feel appreciated.
P: hey look at my new shirt! I looove Nirvana!
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..
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a person who tends to act like someone that their really not
daniel dickenson (a city kid) tries to act like a redneck so hes a poser.
by iamredneck November 20, 2011
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