Pogo handout

An insanely astronomically improbable dice roll outcome that results in an unfair battle outcome in the Pogo.com board game 'RISK'.

EX: 18 guys attack 12 guys, and loses only 5 guys in the process, where the loss should have been much more.

EX: 7 guys attacks 1 guy, but the attacker still loses the battle because the defender rolls 6 sixes in a row.

Defender: "How the hell did you only lose 5 guys?" "You only had 18 guys to my 12!"

Attacker: "What? That's fair."

Defender: "You're an idiot. That's clearly a Pogo handout"

by RANDOM19831983 February 10, 2014

Pogoing

When someone is hanging from the ceiling with bungee cords straight up and down and a man is laying on his back with an erection and the person is bungeeing up and down with their mouth on his erect penis.

I had that bitch pogoing on me last night

by Naybee June 28, 2021

yogo pogo

While composing email, txt, or IM, an amazing statement using incorrect grammar that produces a laugh, for example a parapraxis (Freudian slip)...
A slip up, that is amazing and clever that drives home a point.
Is energizing, funny, and makes your side hurt after many belly laughs!

Your female friend tells you about a mutual friend getting engaged... she says "wow, it is an amazing 'rock'!"
You then state to your friend, "I would love to give you an amazing cock..." funny but true, "now thats yogo pogo!"

by sir spellz allot May 3, 2010

telephone ping pong

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.

We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.

by FireflyScotland October 2, 2017

Pong

A wind or fart that has a devastating consequence. It can only be used when a fart smells remarkably unpleasant, eg. in the case of an 'eye-burner'. It refers to a person and is an adjective (see example).

Bob: Gee, Billy- that one made my eyes water!
Billy: I know, I really pong.

Jem: Gross James, you pong!
Kem: Yeah James, my eyes are burning as a result of that!

by A_in_Africa August 4, 2006

pong

a substitute for pretty much any dirty word
(also the latter part of an indoor sport, but that's different)
only a few of my firends say this now, but feel free to pass it on

dude, i totally ponged ur mom
or
i laid my pong on ur face whilst you slept
or even
aag! there's pong all over my shirt

by jacob88 July 15, 2005

beer pong

Beer Pong is a game played by 4 players, two on each side. It is played with two ping pong balls. Six cups are then placed on each side in a pyramid fashion (six on each side). Also to keep the game sanitary, a cup of water is placed on each side to rinse the ball in case it drops on the floor. The cups are filled half full (roughly 2 beer cans will be used for each side).
The object of the game is to shoot the ping pong balls into the opponents cups, making them drink. Once all cups on one side of the table are made, then the team who made the cups win.
Special rules: Make it till you miss... when a team makes the last cup, the opposing team has an opportunity to make all the remaining cups as long as they do not miss, if they do, game over.
Satellites - the cup you are drinking out of is your satellite, if an opposing player makes it into your cup, game over.
Bounces - bounces can be off of anything, the table, wall, a person, as long as it bounces, a bounce counts as two cups.
If both players from one team makes the same cup in the same turn, they win.
Every house has different house rules, usually posted on the wall. Find out what house rules they use when playing and abide by them.

Started trippin on mushrooms while playing beer pong and the cups seemed to be moving around... and i still went 15 games straight

by Tweezie F. Baby April 15, 2006