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The people who find it amusing to exercise their power and opress the black man by arresting him for DWB and doing nothing at all such as walking down the street minding his own buisiness
by dakarai April 4, 2003
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Cowards who have the city put them in a position of power where they can pick on others without any worries of anyone fighting back. If they were as "tough" as they'd like to think they are, they wouldn't need a fucking badge to "prove" it.
The motto on the side of police cars should read "We SERVE ourselves and PROTECT no one."
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A group of cop cars or motorcycles on the side of a large roadway; usually not a highway but a mainstreet with a large gap between the nearest traffic lights; who have a radar pointing about a mile down the roadway. One of the officers will step into the middle of the road ahead and direct the speeding vehicle to the breakdown lane, or if the vehicle has passed, will chase it down in the police car.

Usually the purpose of this event is to get cheap tickets out of people doing 5 miles over the speed limit. This works well since wealthier people tend to have powerful luxury cars which can go very fast without them even realizing it. While claiming to be 'keeping the roads safe', they are merely looking for a cheap buck out of hardworking individuals. Driving in a straight line a little to fast isn't as dangerous as the assholes who switch lanes aggressively, cut faster moving traffic off, and tailgate. These pigs should be out patrolling, looking for aggressive drivers. Of course, if you're driving an expensive car, you'll get pulled over for being the victim.
The cops sat in the breakdown lane with a radar, scamming people going 5-10 MPH over in order to get a quick buck for the local police station. Meanwhile, a shitbox Honda cuts off my Lexus, and the cop 5 carlengths infront of him slams his brakes (real safe move asshole), gets behind me and pulls ME over for tailgating (as if he could have assessed from that far ahead). I appealed that scam easily and got off free when the pig didnt even show up at the appeal hearing... but next time I won't be so lucky since I'm foolish enough to drive a car worth more than that pig's annual earnings.
by The Sub November 13, 2004
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foreign policy

A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.
The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.
by Dr. Yohan Jacobs February 6, 2005
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Polcompball

Polcompball is an online community that says to be a political community, but it is actually an online political community filled with autists, aspies, schizos, extremists of all kinds, homophobes, transphobes, racists, xenophobes, deicidists, kratosists, misotheists, nationalists, left-wing nazis, unironic fascists, neocons, liberal extremists, radical centrists, militant atheists, atheist zealots, atheist extremists, religious zealots, religious extremists, secular zealots, secular extremists, antitheists, xenospeciesists, Imperium stans, TNO stans, HoI4 stans, and human supremacists, mainly Polcompball Anarchy.
Quark is an atheist zealot, an atheist extremist and centrist extremist, he is no different than his atheist fanatical and atheist extremist companions on Quora and Reddit.

Polcompball is as bad as Quora and Reddit, and most polcompballers are just like Quorans and Redditors.

Still well Mounter was banned from Polcompball Anarchy and deleted his account, it was the best thing that happened, sadly Quozio, FRT, Archive-today and Wayback Machine are needing to deal with him.
by Dumugian February 26, 2022
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Police

The toughest motherfuckers on the planet. Why? they put up with all the bitchin from all the people on this site. You'd think potheads would be calmer from all the shit they smoke when the police gank their shit.
You see that punk ass pothead kid fuckin with the police?

Hell yeah, cops tapped that ass!
by Grave diggin mofo September 20, 2004
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"enforce laws passed down by the government" - exactly, they're sheep as well as pigs - they don't try to figure out if you need help, they just do what their bosses say. Except they like to make up their own laws like DWB, to interpret laws creatively and also to press politicians into bringing in new laws they like (e.g. "Patriot" Act). If politicians refuse, they look "soft on crime" in front of all the morons and bigots, so they kowtow to the people who are supposed to be their servants.

"anyone who gets shot by the police deserves it". It's nice to know that standing around selling things in the street is good enough reason to be pumped full of more than 40 bullets like Amadou Diallo. People who say things like this would change their minds if they were on the receiving end of this shit - they're all a bunch of pussy toffs who've never even seen a cop except from a distance, or else they're cops themselves and are covering up. So-called "American patriot" is just making Americans look stupid and so is undermining America's position in the world and therefore is committing treason as well.
fuck all these wankers who post pro-police definitions, and fuck the pigs they so like to suck cocks of
by Carlo Giuliani's ghost May 5, 2004
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