Half plus seven

Original definition: A man is most attracted PHYSICALLY to a woman half his age plus seven. (Rule of thumb).

Modern twist invented by frustrated younger guys: Minimum age that a woman must be for an older man to romance her.

He's infatuated with her , and she lacks any interest in him, so he cites this debunked "half plus seven rule" to justify his frustration with the guy that she's dating.

by Presence-Power July 4, 2016

plus sized

This is what leftist bitches say as an excuse of their ridiculously high body weight instead of touching grass and going to the gym to do some workout and live a productive life

Person 1: I'm plus sized
Person 2: Stfu you're just fat, here is a gym ticket for you just please do something i beg you, always stay healthy!
Person 1: Thank you 😀

by thesmartkid420 June 22, 2022

The plumber

When engaging in sexual inter course, you take laxatives and shit in a funnel, with the funnel inside their anus. After the funnel is empty, you thrust your genetalia into their anus. This is called the plumber.

Nice the plumber.

by itchygirl123 March 27, 2019

plush

1. A stuffed animal or plushie.
2. To have intercourse with a plushie
3. To share a plushie with someone during a sexual act.

1. I got a new plush from ebay.
2. I was plushing with my Meeko.
3. I plushed with Xwolf.

by Spirit Bear January 29, 2004

A plus

What smart ass kids get because they have no life so they study all the time.

The nerdy girl got an A plus on her test.

by The Trasy Trio December 28, 2005

butt plumber

When your making out with a girl you throw her on the ground and ram a plunger into her ass

That bitch is tired? Ima go butt plumber on her.

by masta d March 5, 2003

Plumber's Waltz

The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.

She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.

by StONY January 25, 2004