playing politics

when a politician or political party disagrees with a particular stance merely for the sake of disagreeing with the other side

"I just disproved those feminists on the wage gap and they yelled at me and told me I was bigoted."

"Ahh, they're just playing politics."

by stain45 March 15, 2018

Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018

playing with tea

Derived from the phrase spill the tea and playing with fire, 'playing with tea' is used to describe a situation where someone is hiding the truth and playing games.

"If you're playing with tea, prepared to get burned"

by idreamofsydney September 2, 2018

Playing Stevsie

Spreading your partners butt checks, puckering your lips and playing their butt hole like a tuba, whilst they tried to guess the song.

I was “Playing Stevsie” with my tinder date last night. That woman a sure carry a tune.

by LocoStevsie October 9, 2018

Playing the Bluegrass

Refers to smoking weed; more specifically hitting a bong.

"Hey, George where is Rob at?"
"He's just been sitting at home, getting high and playing the Bluegrass all day"
"Well, at least he's not out drinking again, I don't want him puking all over."

by SaucySloth October 15, 2018

Playing gopher

When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole

luke- Man last night my fucking shit was playing gopher with my asshole

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019