pimp sled

The method of transportation for a pimp. Generally a Cadillac or other large automobile with rims 20 inches in diameter or larger, brightly colored metal flake paint, plenty of fur, curb feelers, those mexican dingle balls, and often "3 Wheel Motion".

Damn, check out that pimp sled. Where? Over there, on the corner, by those hos.

by Tobeuss April 11, 2003

Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

by Alan May 9, 2004

pimped out

Having excessive embellishments or ornaments, particularly of the flashy kind, ie feathers in fedoras, black canes with silver handles, multicolored mis-matched shoes, and colorful crushed velvet suits. Preferably worn simultaneously.

By the amount of bling-bling he was flashing, we knew he was pimped out.

by Fa Sho October 6, 2003

Pimp kiss

licking someone across their face

like rick james did to that girl in that chapelles show episode

by big robert November 23, 2004

Conservative Pimp

Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.

My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.

My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.

A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.

by ConservativePimp101 August 8, 2009

big-pimping

conducting oneself in a pimplike manner, typically driving a car with B.L.A.D.'s. also associated with the spending of G's.

gee-whiz, Billy sure is big-pimping these days, with his new chromed-out hummer.

by LexWhite November 4, 2007

pimp the system

To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.

"Where'd you cop that grip?"

"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"

by Allen Iverson August 4, 2004