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Patch

There's a patch coming to the BBQ so we need some meat free products.
by Juice Moose June 2, 2018
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Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.
"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"
by CIark Kennt June 6, 2018
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CONTACT PATCH

MAN I GOTTA BANG MY NAIL INTO MY BABES CONTACT PATCH SOMETIME SOON OR IM GONNA HAVE BALLS BIGGER AND BLUER THAN THAT PLAYPEN IN MICKY Ds ON THE HIGH STREET THERE BY THE EAST COAST STATESIDE -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!
by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023
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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
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Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.
I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days
by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023
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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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