Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone January 1, 2009

John Mcafee

Jesus Christ of the modern era

John Mcafee died for our sins, but his spirit is still running in the background.

by Zeke_Yeager June 23, 2021

John Winston

The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.

Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.

by gayebolapenis December 2, 2020

John Shadow

A rapper who is amazing at rapping and gets alot of bitches.

Person A: Whats up John Shadow
John Shadow:Im amazing at rapping and get a lot of bitches

by Shadieforlife2005 March 10, 2021

John Fleming

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!!! DONT YOU DAR SAY THAT TO ME!
Hello? I just wanted to say sorry for earlier. I don’t know what came over me.
Waaaaaaa waaaaa! Feel sooo guilty! Please forgive me.

2nd Drefinition -
You can see butt crack

Joe Bloggs is crying - “Joe, stop being such a John Fleming”

Butt crack is visible - “You are having a John Fleming moment.

by Kallo160 January 15, 2019