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From April 25th to May 1st it is national spoil your girlfriend day and you have to spoil your girlfriend for the whole week!
Hey did you know this week is National Spoil Your Girlfriend Week?
by Purpleblock9072 April 26, 2021
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When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.
He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.
by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021
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On this week (10-17 to 10-24) you get to slap Roshan Dave's ass without any consent.
Yooooo, Rosahn you finna die it's National Slap Roshan Dave week.
by Rocky_D_Epic_Poopyhead October 17, 2019
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National Fu Man Chu Week

The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!
Garret : Nice Fu Carl!

Carl : Back at you Garrett.

Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!

Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!
by Fuckin' McGuckin May 7, 2009
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Pre-55 Holy Week

It is rare for some traditional Catholics to notice this. The Pre-55 Holy Week rite was changed during 1955 by angry Bugnini. The Pre-55 used Folded Chasubles on the Deacon/Subdeacon, and would be taken off for the chanting of the Epistle/Gospel. A Missa Sicca would be celebrated before the Blessing of the Palms on Palm Sunday. The Washing of Feet on Maundy Thursday used to be done after the procession of the Blessed Sacrament. Good Friday also used to make use of Incense and the prophecy readings for the Easter Vigil were 12. I could go on....
Angry Bugnini had trouble sleeping knowing that the Pre-55 Holy Week was too long and that congregation members would suffer for being at a midnight 3 hour Easter Vigil.
by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021
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2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
by OST November 8, 2007
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You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th
girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week
by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
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