From April 25th to May 1st it is national spoil your girlfriend day and you have to spoil your girlfriend for the whole week!
by Purpleblock9072 April 26, 2021
by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021
by Rocky_D_Epic_Poopyhead October 17, 2019
The fist full week of May every year when you let your freak flag fly and neglect shaving in preparation for the week of the FU!
Garret : Nice Fu Carl!
Carl : Back at you Garrett.
Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!
Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!
Carl : Back at you Garrett.
Garrett : Cyphers looks like a child molester, but ours are fucking RAD!
Carl : Yeah, and Zack's a Pussy cause he wont let me shave his beard into the shape of a BALLSAC!!! Oh well, it's National Fu Man Chu Week BITCHES!!
by Fuckin' McGuckin May 07, 2009
It is rare for some traditional Catholics to notice this. The Pre-55 Holy Week rite was changed during 1955 by angry Bugnini. The Pre-55 used Folded Chasubles on the Deacon/Subdeacon, and would be taken off for the chanting of the Epistle/Gospel. A Missa Sicca would be celebrated before the Blessing of the Palms on Palm Sunday. The Washing of Feet on Maundy Thursday used to be done after the procession of the Blessed Sacrament. Good Friday also used to make use of Incense and the prophecy readings for the Easter Vigil were 12. I could go on....
Angry Bugnini had trouble sleeping knowing that the Pre-55 Holy Week was too long and that congregation members would suffer for being at a midnight 3 hour Easter Vigil.
by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021
The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
by OST October 23, 2007
James: “Bro did you hear todays May 8th it’s national slap that big fat ass week.”
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
Rob: “Oh fuck.”
James: “Bring that ASS HERE BOY!”
Rob: “OH HELL NAH”
James: *SLAPS THAT ASS*
by bigblackballzz111 May 08, 2023