by Nate from Utah February 25, 2015
Get the Truck blast mug.The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.
by Necrot December 23, 2021
Get the Nuclear Blasted mug.The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blast mug.Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 6, 2011
Get the Jag-blast mug.While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020
Get the Toon Blasting mug.When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.
"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1
"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2
"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1
"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2
"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1
by Jhon Gewer January 19, 2014
Get the Ghast Blast mug.When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.
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