Random Number Gods

The REAL gods. Everyone who doesn't worship them finds their lives ruined by unforseen events and finds all their programs stuck in infinite loops.

"I want to program a game!"
"Make sure to praise the Random Number Gods first."

by NyanFawful June 09, 2016

My Favorite Number

69

(Also known as My Favourite Number)

My Favorite Number… 69!

— some random McDonald’s waiter

by Jack Ouyang November 23, 2022

Item Number Nine

This term was used in the movie Pineapple express, to refer to the cannabis plant aka marijuana

Yo man whose bringing the item number nine to the 311 concert tonight? You know there musics only good when your high

by toke a bell June 28, 2010

Number 2 Tatoo

The blue-gray mark left perminantly in your outer layer of skin (epidermis) after getting stabbed or stabbing yourself with with a pencil. (commonly a number 2 pencil) It can either contain the lead (actually graphite) still inside or can just be particles that are visible through the skin. There is currently no way to remove it.

Remember when you stabbed me with a pencil last year? I still have a number 2 tatoo.

by fraxinus March 10, 2016

door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.

He’s my door number 3.

by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020

Number one bae

you number one bae you love him loads possibly (peanut)

Hayden landa is my number one bae

by Lol don't care January 13, 2017

Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys

"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

by zelvage February 15, 2021